The Curious Case of the Mysterious Missile 1

Whoever was responsible for the launching of the California Missile, please step up.

The California missile which appeared to be launched from water left a contrail west of Los Angeles. It seems that nobody, not even the military knew who launched it, if it was indeed a missile. The US Navy said it wasn’t theirs. The US Air Force said it wasn’t theirs. And the rest of the government said that the missile was not a foreign launch.